We also recorded the date that each person visited LaughLab

[salenfl01]

We also recorded the date that each person visited LaughLab. There were huge differences in how funny people found jokes at different times during the month. People found them funniest on the 15th of the month, and less funny towards the end or start of the month.
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So, if you want to make people laugh, tell them jokes on the 15th of the month, at 6.03 in the evening.

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Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
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He is not dead....he's "Electro-encephalographically" challenged

[salenfl01]

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* What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? - A flat minor.
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* What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? - Polaroids.
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* If you are American when you go into a toilet and you American when you come out of the toilet, what are you while you are in the toilet? - European, of course.
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* Two peanuts were walking down a sidewalk. One was assaulted.....
* What's a Hindu? - Lays eggs.
* What is a bigamist? - An Italian fog.

[salenfl01]

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
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A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

[salenfl01]

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.


2. You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house.


3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.


4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.


5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?


6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
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7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.



8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?


9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.


10 Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
U.S

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A man is at DMV.
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[Man] Abdul Khan.

[DMV Worker] S*x?
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[DMV Worker] No, no? I mean, male or female?
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[DMV Worker] Holy cow!
[Man] Yes, I did one time with a cow, too.

[DMV Worker] But isn ? t that hostile?
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[DMV Worker] Oh dear!
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